two pints… splodgenessabounds

Posted on October 18, 2015 by recoverynetwork:Toronto

I’ll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.

Oh, and a pickled egg, please.

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please*
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I’ll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I’ll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And I’ve got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.

Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I’ve been here half hour
And I’m getting very thirsty!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won’t you serve me?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager—
Listen, I’m getting impatient, John!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.

Oh. Ooh.
Read more Splodgenessabounds at
http://www.songlyrics.com/splodgenessabounds/two-pints-of-lager-and-a-packet-of-crisps-lyrics/#k84DpFIrIi6pY2oA.99

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5 Responses to two pints… splodgenessabounds

  1. Loreen Lee says:
    October 18, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    I shall ever be indebted that as a possible result of my expression of complete ‘splodgenessabounds’ in attempting to understand the words of a recent post, that you were actually able to find the ‘lyrics’ for this piece. Dare I attempt to find the ‘meaning’ of ‘splodgenessabounds’ though!! Nay! I shall be perfectly content to be without the lager and the crisps, — for now!!!! I’ve already been through my ‘morning chill’ and drunken stupor, after all!!!!

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  2. maieliiv says:
    October 18, 2015 at 12:45 pm

    Great – sharing – you have the most interesting and unusual posts. Best.

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