Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-dah-dah-dah Disorder

This one did not make it past all the committees and golf games into the new and, we predict, the very last edition of the big book of mental disorders out this week. A secret source informs that this is largely because even the best Madison Avenue bullshitters can’t come up with an angle to sell drugs for this one.

People thusly disordered have an obvious  propensity for singing Sting songs and playing air bass guitar, often naked.

The most reliable “treatment” is plenty of tantric sex. or simply make a tuneful ditty about whatever stream-of consciousness jabber wabber is running though your head – and enjoy yersel…

But really folks, mostly, and in common with many other so called “disorders” in the big book of fairy tales, it’s just a bit annoying for other people nearby who’re not having nearly so much fun and who have not found a way to well, just feel comfortable in their own skin.

Come on, it doesn’t even qualify for big scores in a board game.

And that, as the man says ….

“is all I’ve got to say to you”.
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