Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter 
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster 
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn’t a rock
It was a rock lobster 
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S’in a giant clam 
Down, down 
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin’
Wavin’ to mermen
Wavin’ sea fans
Sea horses sailin’
Dolphins wailin’ 
Red snappers snappin’
Clam shells clappin’
Muscles flexin’
Flippers flippin’ 
Down, down 
Let’s rock! 
Boy’s in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody’s rockin’
Everybody’s fruggin’ 
Twistin’ ’round the fire
Havin’ fun
Bakin’ potatoes
Bakin’ in the sun 
Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter 
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!